8:00 AM: Oh God Damn it! She is pissing me off really! Whythe hell do I have a wife for? So that she studies and does a Ph.D. under meand becomes a faculty and we win Nobel Prizé. Now what is this rubbish that shewants to go to beaches, that too with me? Am I fucking hell meant for that?
9:09 AM: Voila! What a brilliant idea! Why don’t I surprisethe students with another 30% online next week? Along with DEKHO lab? It willbe fun!
10:45 AM: So-oh many students are bunking classes these daysand gonzo guardians complain to me. I am so tensed; if they miss so-oh manyclasses in a CDC subject like this, those recruiting companies are going toinsult me only.
10:46:11 AM: And that fucking sardar! Gawdamnit! What does hethink of himself? He will escape by bunking my class? Doesn’t he know that heis the only one with this looks and I can easily Bucket Sort him? With θ((nlogn)^2-exp(-exp(n^2-1))-n)? Or whatever?
You WILL come to my class now. Even if you score a 310/300 inthis course, I will make sure that you get an NC, if I don’t find you in myclass. :x
“NE PREMA NI GELIPINCHUKOTANIKI MALLI PUDATHAVRA! MALLIPUDATHAVRA BHAIRAVAAA!”
11:53 AM: “Make sure you all get bald before coming to thelab tomorrow. Last time I noticed some students constantly running their handsthrough their hair instead of using them in coding. I don’t want to let thishappen this time. So please do it; this will carry 3% marks.”
4:00 PM: Why aren’t my chellas showing up today? We had todiscuss the implementation hurdles of ChotuOS™ on an embedded system like ours.Also our bus protocols and scheduling policies should now again be madecompatible with ‘TITS Model of Education’ endorsed devices since Steve Jobs isdead and Apple is going to fail in maximum 21 days. I am so nervous. #TITSFML.Let me code for sometime until they come.
11:00 PM: OMFG! Skipped dinner for the sake of coding forthree days in a row! Yay!
But shit! It’s over for today. Bedtime sucks! Wish I neverhad to go to sleep; then I would just code and read and… ah… ahem… hmm… andteach and do research. :D :utopia:
Okay then. Let’s go to Momji one last time and see who arethe guys still awake and won’t come to the tutorial tomorrow morning.