* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
* Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
* Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
* Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?