Confidential Document from the desk of Peter Jackson
Date: 7/30/2012 5:30:17 PM
I have obtained a very confidential document from the desk of Peter Jackson and I’m releasing to the public his future plans for the Lord of the Rings franchise. For example, a tentative list of Hobbit sequels
Hobbit 2: There and Back Again
Hobbit 23: Slight Sanitation Issues In the Enchanted Forest
Hobbit 24: It’s OK We Just Dug A Hole
Hobbit 25: Madarchod, Who Forgot The Lota?
Hobbit 26: Bilbo, I’m Using Your Drinking Water. No, It’s Your Fault, You Pay
Hobbit 45: Slight Sanitation Issues In the Enchanted Forest 3D
Hobbit 46: Slight Sanitation Issues In the Enchanted Forest DIGITAL ORGASMIC IMAX
Scary, isn’t it?