There is no shortage of idiots and moron in the world is there?
I am no fan of Aishwarya Rai. Even though I have admired her 'beauty' (I mean let's face it, even 500 kgs of botox can only go so far as to improve your looks. She is blessed with natural beauty and if she enhances it with Botox it is her life, her wish.); I have never felt she has had any acting skills, any versatility with regards to her expressions; and maintained my opinion that she over-reacts and is a 'borderline-drama-queen' case. However like 'the two-sides-of-the-same-coin' adage, I will give it to her for her beauty and absolute amazing way of 'brushing-off' flak from her critics.
But this post is not about Botox treatments she has taken.
It is about her 'fatty' pictures. Seriously? 'Fatty'?
Unfortunately that is what people are calling her. Actually you should not even heap these trash-cans in the people category. But that is what a public figure like her would undergo. Every breath they take, every word they utter, every gesture they make, every fart they release ends up being butchered, examined, analysed by the Idiot-brigand until an equally idiotic verdict is drawn.
I was absolutely angry to see these 'activities' of my FB friends keep jamming my 'new feed' page.
XYZ watched 'fat Aishwarya' on 'Stupid-News-network' and the likes.
ABC commented 'she is so fat' on 'Aishwarya-Rai-Fat-Photos page'
This has just given me a chance to block such un-evolved species right off my subscribed-to lists.
So I, wanting to get to the bottom of the mystery, climbed onto the Internet bandwagon and looked for her 'fat' pictures. These are what I found.
Then I checked out the video that was being watched so fanatically by my FB friends - As expected it was made by some third-class Bollywood-watcher. Elephants trumpeting in the background music, Selective bites from Salman Khan's totally-unrelated interview, Kajol's pictures to show how 'ugly' Ash is compared o the former....waah, waah, top class wala video hain bhai! And these here are some of the millions of 'critic-comments' floating around, many by anonymous people because they are apparently too ugly to put up their profile pics, the former.....
The funny thing in India, women have never been associated with 'skinny' tags. The concept of beauty in India, in all the years of its existence has always been 'voluptuousness' as this archaeological evidence should show. The concept of 'skinny-is-beautiful' only came from the recent Western 'invasion' of our thoughts and culture. Since when did Angelina Jolie and Victoria Beckham become ideals of beauty in Indian minds....I'm laughing so hard here!! Hey wait a minute, is Victoria a woman? Whaaat?
Yes, she is 'fat' by the standards set by skinny people. Yes she is definitely not size zero. Yes, she has breasts and an ass and gorgeous curves all over her body unlike the Man-Chesters going around with puny hips and bony arms and ribs so sharp they poke you in the face.
She has had her fair share of success. She is a 'Woman-on-Top', she has had a beautiful baby, she is a Mother, she eats what she wants when she wants and does not give a shit about your pathetic whining and trashy 'OMG, you are so fat' comments. Actually she is spitting at you right in the face by flaunting her new, beautiful body. Her husband adores her, her parents love here and her in-laws respect her, and you mean nothing to her.......! Hahaha!
is what she has to say to all the 'fat-haters'!
So in the end whether she is 'fat' or not, she is having fun all the way, comfortable in her body, while you are wasting your energy.