Things that I missed while traveling through Europe: free water in restaurants, girlfriend and friends back home, ass jet in toilets, frozen paan, pulses and brinjals and girls shorter than myself, all in that order.
My twenty day Euro-trip was completely awesome but still, thank God I'm back. No lets make it goodness instead of God, because I've come out of denial finally and realized that I'm indeed an atheist, but more on that later. I love my India, Amrish Puri style (Parades). Also if you notice, this is the second time my Facebook status is stolen from opening lines of my blog post. Like you care, ha!
Things that I absolutely loved about Europe: cheap beer available everywhere, insanely beautiful (which is politically correct way of saying hawwt) females, wonderful public transport system, wrath of jolly performers performing live on roads, breath taking locations, grand churches, majestic towers and tasteful night cruises. You can guess easily that this list is totally out of order. No genius points for guessing that madame. And (hold your breath, with a thunder clap and drum roll) - and I got to visit Louvre as well. Yeah bro, I did see Mona Lisa too. If you don't believe me, check out my Facebook two days from now, okay?
I probably won't write more dedicated posts about this trip but don't call me a show off bitch if you find my upcoming posts sprinkled with some Europe here and there, you know as dressing. However I would answer if you asked me in comments where is stairway to heaven in this world. I've seen it bro, true story.
PS: Sshh, there is a reason Amsterdam is completely invisible in this post. And it has nothing to do with hash brownies.