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Author : Disguise Blog :Who? What, nails! Ooo! Squirrel! OMGGGG. Date: 4/15/2012 1:03:00 PM

My boards end tomorrow [ Khatam bhenchod, for ever and ever] and I know for a fact that Political Science will be the death of me for those 3 hours that I have to sit in that exam hall trying to figure out what the fuck the answer to every question is, but after that, at 1.30 PM, my life will begin.

I had to " to-do" list after my boards in the 10th got over and this was it - here.
No points for guessing, I have one for now as well. Although, it's SLIGHTLY different from the last.

1. Learn how to drive. Bohot hogaya, I need to show people that tiny people can be good drivers.
2. Learn how to swim. I have to. Bikinis won't come handy till I do.
3. Perfect the art of rolling backflips. I always fuck them up for some reason.
4. Build my tolerance to alcohol, because well, past events go on to prove that I have no tolerance =|
5. Go to Paharganj.
6. Go to Hauz Khas Fort and chill there for an entire day.
7. Learn how to cook. Well, I'm not a bad cook as of yet, but I'm going to move on to a higher level now.
8. Make cards for Suhina, Anmol, and Aditi.
9. Roll 18 joints for Anmol as a good bye present.
10. Study for my entrances. =\ What a motherfucking buzzkill.
11. Learn how to abuse in Punjabi, Malyalam and Tamil.
12. Have the best 18th birthday party, EVER.
13. Stay sober through out my party. [ good one good one]
14. Find shoes my size.
15. Write letters for all my friends and post them.
16. Take a million pictures. Of absolutely nothing significant.
17. Get into college. YAAR.
18. Stay out, an entire night, with people I love, in a park or something.
19. Go shopping everyday with Aarushi.
20. Watch all the movies I have missed.
21. Download every single TV show, all seasons, that I've loved.
22. Sleep for 30 hours straight, with no food.
23. Survive an entire day without smoking a single cigarette.
24. Absinthe needs to be done, too.
25. Go to Chandnichowk.
26. Chill all day with Anmol, and do absolutely nothing, but still have a lot of fun.
27. Go to Big Chill with Suhina, and Sarojini too.
28. Learn to love. Seriously. Hate doesn't make the world go around, LOVE does. Or so they say.
29. Have lots of meaningless sex.
30. Get a flat stomach.
31. Get another tattoo.
32. Get the part under my lower lip pierced.
33. Prepare for goodbyes, of all sorts.

...shall be updated later. :)