1. If you're going to lie about something, you lie the whole way through. You don't confess to lying, and you take the story however far it goes.
2. Getting stoned with Aarushi is not a good idea.
3. Temple Run is the best game on the planet.
4. He's not going anywhere. Not from my life, anyway.
5. This year is different from the last. In a good way.
6. Birthdays will never stop being a big deal.
7. The world would be a peaceful place if everyone just got high all the time.
8. Tuition will be a lot more productive, if you weren't friends with half the batch -.-
9. Business Awareness is a bitch. Quant is an even bigger bitch.
10. Anonymous commenters make me laugh and feel important.
11. Bensons are the best cigarettes on the planet,
12. A nice rack, and a hot ass will be the solution to every problem in your life. SADLY, this does not apply to me.