So here's the deal, as all of my readers and people who know me personally (especially people who know me) are aware I have an instantaneous opinion on almost anything...
+The passive observer is also gifted with extraordinary skills of Observation (DUH!) Super Human Perception, above average rationale..and blah blah
So anyway IF you want to BE ME (pff...like if that's any fun) It's not gonna be any easy road...
1) First step, Be as MUCH OF A CONVERSATIONALIST AS YOU CAN BE!!- Seriously converse as much as you can without making yourself look like an ass.
2) Next Up, SPEAK UP WITHOUT GIVING A SHIT: Don't measure your words in consideration of response, if you have something worth saying then say it.
3) SMOKE LOTS OF WEED (Optional) Any stimulant Helps!
4) Dip Balls In ICY TRAY (applies only if you are a dude)
5) DON'T BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO EVERYTHING I SAY..(refers to step 4)
6) START WRITING YOUR RAMBLING..
7) TAKE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE FINER THINGS
8) WHEN BLOGGING WEAR MINIMAL AMOUNT OF CLOTHING (weather permits) Cause clothing is restrictive and block all the chi from flowing out (or in..I am not really sure)
9) Learn HOW TO SPELL +LEARN GOOD GRAMMAR
10) DO INCLUDE A FEW TYPOS OCCASIONALLY- Okay I do have my trademark typos, my regular readers or chat buddies would know.
11) TO FORM EASY AND QUICK OPINIONS- Whenever you chance upon anything that requires you to have..well an opinion then rate it on a 1 to 10 scale (1 being crappy..10 being awesome get it?) or If applicable to a mental Pros & Cons List!!
12) Meditate and pray to the GODS that THEY BLESS you with with the same DIVINE INTELLECT THAT I HAVE (highly Improbable)..but still
The Passive Observer Out