Before I begin, a word of caution I mean own not actually read (P.S this applies only if you constitute the sane population)
Digging right in, here's the deal
Now a book from either of the series is like a paperback which OD'ed on steroids and stuffed itself over Thanksgiving and then forgot to barf it all out.
Ergo, they are super thick, as in Really THICK!!
For chicks: So the books are thick enough to be used as a weapon, so if ever someone comes up behind you you can hit 'em on the head with it. Seriously someone who is clubbed with either of the books is not getting up for a long long time.
For Nerdy Dudes: Okay so the problem with you guys are that you are total bookworms, eating three day old lasagna out of your mom's basement and well are significantly emaciated. So buy either of the books, you need two..get the fuck out of you mom's basement and use the pair of books as make-do dumbells (seriously you are telling me that a person like you can afford the real deal?) and work those pecs and 'ceps.
P.S This doesn't apply if you are super environmentally conscious, cause seriously can you live knowing that you bought such a waste of a TREE..a tall, green healthy tree which was sacrificed so that nincompoops can learn to read..!
Anyway The passive observer out...btw this post is all in good humor.
Till Then, Amogh Out!